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Hi, I'm Joanne!! Most everything about this page is a joke, including my life.
Tru luv.
| Karen: | Adios amigos! |
| Joanne: | Actually, it's just amigo. Even more actually, it's amigA. Because I am singular and also a female. JSdoe. |
| Karen: | *after like a bajillion hours* ...don't get punched. |
Reading through all my old posts..
And then reading my more recent posts.. WHUT.
I’d say that’s some pretty drastic character development, eh?
I’m convinced I’ve gotten stupider more stupid.
Click here to some of my old stuff. Ya know, back when I was still funny and wasn’t trying to appeal to the popular masses AKA the emotionally unstable rejected adolescent of America/ mah peepz.
My mom and Jackie are BFFs.
| Jackie: | Bought stuff to make my own eggrolls.. you know so when me and your mom have our annual movie night tonight we can make them together. Be jelly. |
| Joanne: | YOU ARE SO FUNNY. MY MOM DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU DOE. |
| Jackie: | You're right.. She loves me. |
“If I could live in the past, I’d be a colonial woman churning butter.”
Liam PayneDoe.
A deer, a female deer..
I’ve noticed I started saying “doe” a lot now. Like I’m starting to annoy myself. I can only imagine how much I’m annoying other people..
“doe” is “though” btw.
And I’m not even sure I’m using it in the right context anymore. I sorta kinda just stick it at the end of everything I say doe. OMG. I DID IT AGAIN DOE. AHHHH!!
Srryz. Mayb iz jus cos Im bout dat THUG LYFE DOE! Dey call meh JOaNNe tOO’kEWL NgUYeN. FSU! FSU! #YOLO. I RATCHET. Who da queen of da throne?! Les get real. Cant c da haterzz doe cos da $$ in da way. REAL N*GGA WASSUP.
Just kidding. Trust me, I probably hate myself just as much as you hate me after reading this post. Cos lesbihonest, that was soooo not Raven.
Whoever invented kolaches needs to be shot in the face
Jk. Nobody deserves to be shot in the face. Except maybe Will Ferrell. JUST KIDDING. WHUT. DON’T KILL ME WILL FERRELL LUVERZ.
But srsly tho. I hate kolaches.
I hate the way they look. I hate the way they smell. I hate the way they taste. I hate the way they sound?
K obvz this is just my opinion. Everyone in the world seems to freaking love kolaches. Why though. UGH.
What was the point of this post anyway… OH YEAH. THERE’S A MR. DONUT BOX DOWNSTAIRS THAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO BE FILLLED WITH DONUTS. BUT NO. IT WAS FILLED WITH WHAT? FREAKING KOLACHES.
: Dear Diary.....→
Trendy Joanne and I are getting pretty serious. Currently, we’re at the honey moon stage. PET NAMES ARE SO MUCH FUN<3 She’s my babe, my Sauk, my habibti, my Kylie Jenner. I LOVE HER HUMESHA! It’s silly for others to believe that I found love so fast at the age of just 15 but I, Nimrah NoMiddleName…
Dear Nimrah,
This is a love letter to you, my jaan.
*clears throat* Okay.
Dearest Nimrah, you are such a babe. I luff yew. Wallahi, you’re my Oshawott habibi. You are the Kendall to my Kylie. My jaan humesha. I don’t know if this is considered cliché, but I’d like to express my deep emotions and affections for you via song:
Cos we are sistas!
We stand togetha!
We make up one big family though we dont look da same
Our spots are different
Different colors
We make each otha stronga
That aint neva gonna change!
WE’RE CHEETAH GIRLS, CHEETAH SISTAS!!
:*
Your habibti,
Joanne.
P.s. I feel obligated to post a gif now cos WE BOUT DAT LYFE DOE RA. DIZ JUANS FA YEW, BABE.
